More Conversations from the back seat

GJ: Daddy, who you talking about?
JJ: This guy who isn't making good choices.
GJ: Oh!
EJ: Daddy you want me to get Batman to come and hit his head since he's not following directions?
JJ: No.  That's okay.  I think I'll use my words to help.
EJ: Well, Batman could knock him to the ground so he would listen to your words.
JJ: You know Batman uses words too.  I think we'll be okay.  But thanks.
EJ: Weeeell, Batman also knocks people on the ground.  So tell me if you want me to tell him.

I have to say that Elijah's fascination with Batman is at least intriguing.  He has never watched the movie or the cartoon.  He got a pair of hand me down PJs with the Batman logo on them, he has one t-shirt with Batman on it and a plate that has Batman and the Joker on it.  The rest he has come up with in his head.  We have sort of eluded to the fact that Batman is a good guy and helps take care of the bad guys (i.e. Joker.)  But that's really it. It's definitely amusing what he has concluded from either school, what we have told him, and the limited exposure.  But you go little bat guy!!