Conversations in the, well… bathroom…

While in the bathroom the other day, Grace shows up in tears.
Me: what’s wrong sweet pea?
GJ: Where my peanut?
(back story… Elijah doesn’t hear or refuses to say the –is on the end of penis and he says peanut…)
Me:  You’re a girl.  You don’t have a penis.
GJ: (sniffle) Wijah have a peanut.
Me: Yes he does.  Elijah is a boy.
GJ: Dadu have a peanut?
Me: Yes, Dadu is a boy.
GJ: Mommy have a peanut?
Me: No, mommy’s a girl.
GJ: What ‘racie have?
Me: Girls have a vagina.
GJ: (smiles really big, runs away) WIJAH, ‘RACIE HAVE VAGINA!!!!!

sigh….*chuckle*